Danny Briere after his casting call for Twilight last Spring. I was masturbating vigorously in the shower this morning and all of a sudden the thought of a Flyers 3-on-3 tournament popped into my mind. And I began to wonder (after) who I would pick to be on my team, if I were GM for one of them, which I obviously would be. So let’s say that 5 lucky fans and me, a witty, tall, sexually experienced with himself expert, get to pick three guys each to compete in a tournament for $100k and a lifetime supply of Ramen for the winner. (Before you get all cheeky, everyone’s goalie is Ray Emery in this fantasy…uh dreamed up tournament). And you have the second pick overall. Who would you take? 3-on-3 is a different beast than 5-on-5, but I don’t think that would affect my decision.

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