Hey dummy. Yeah you. Get rid of your flip phone and get and iPhone or Android. We’ll pay the bill. You can forward it to Fran at [email protected] . When you get it, seeing as there are no more dirty apps on the iPhone and Android will eat you if you don’t, download the Flyers Goal Scored By app and throw it on the last spot on your last page of apps. We promise to start writing better if you promise to follow. Next in our slow but sure ascent to world domination will be Flyers Goal Scored By t-shirts that leave cool and temporary tattoos on you when you sweat - like flames and skulls and butts

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