Today Flyers Goal Scored By is officially the official Flyers blog turned Team USA blog of the 2010 Winter Olympics. Thank you for reading Team USA Goal Scored By… Onto the day’s story lines. 1. The LangenEagle is ready to party. As you may have noticed the LangenEagle came out of its shell on Wednesday afternoon and is prepared to be released on the Fins today. Specifically it is ready to butt fuck the entire team – and not in a ‘people on the internet are so homophobic and perpetuate anti-gay thinking’ kind of way. In the way that a male dog will butt fuck another male dog just to let him know who’s boss. Kind of like prison, I guess, with out all the notes carved into your leg while you’re sleeping that say ‘meet me in the 3rd stall after extra sloppy joe lunch.’ 2

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