I think we’re all a little depressed about last night’s outcome. But maybe ’20 year old man seeking woman’ had better luck than the 1/4 million Flyers fans who cued up their work week with a little Sunday night disappointment. Maybe he got felated. Or maybe they popped some E and watched this over and over again:
During the month of March the Flyers are 5-5-2. Not nearly as bad as a team like the Rangers, but you don’t often get very far in life comparing yourself to monster.com applicants when you’re obviously a ladders.com prize. 500 hockey is not going to cut it. They know it, we know it, our parents know that we and they know it. Even worse is that we’re 2-4-1 in our last 7.

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