This picture just goes to show you the old adage is true – you can lead a rich person to their unobstructed view but you can’t teach them that there’s no need to stand when you’re the very first person behind the net.   I’m not sure what the etiquette is for polo matches or crab walk races, but in sports when there’s nothing between you and the action please try to be cognisant of the little children behind you who even when they stand on their seats can’t see past your bald spotted dome or fried blond hair.   If you have hemorrhoids go for the top row in any arena. You can stand all game. Hell, you can even be a fat guy and dance all game, and earn yourself the clever moniker ‘Dancing Fat Guy .”

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