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How could Marty Turco possibly come to Philadelphia? Seriously. Trade rumors are so retarded. Barring some development where one of the Flyers big-salary players decides to waive his no trade clause and move to that god-forsaken shit hole Texas, how could this deal possibly happen? Mike Richards, Jeff Carter, and Matt Carle are the only non-NTC/NMC players on

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