Eisen/Lane Emails as Kopecky/Kane Much Funnier

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Brought to you by the Chicago Tribune, the emails of the biggest scandal in the past century between some woman who was a news anchor in Philadelphia and some bald guy that used to be on ESPN, as if they were texts sent between Chicago’s Patrick Kane and Tomas Kopecky: …… In his subject heading, Kopecky asks, “What’s going on” and continues in the e-mail “With my favorite Queen bee.” Kane: “was thinking about you. I’m good Just really busy…. and TIRED! HOW ‘BOUT YOU? COMING TO PHILLY EVER?” Kopecky: “The closest I’m coming to Philly is two days in Pittsburgh next month. Wanna meet and create a scandal?” About one month later, Kopecky greets Patrick on Nov. 24, 2006, with “Happy Thanksgiving, hottie.” He tries to get Kane to meet him in Pittsburgh in two weeks. Kane: “lol.

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