UFA D-Men on the Bristol Stool Scale

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Earlier today Le Pere de Puck had a post up in which he chronicled the 10 UFA defensemen that he thinks your team should actually be going after tomorrow when the 2010 Free Agent Bonanza opens. My opinion on the matter can be seen above, scaled against the type of dump I will take upon hearing the news that we signed any of these chochskis. I’ll be pleasantly surprised with a Type 4, but otherwise I want nothing to do with these clowns. I’m sticking to my guns from earlier this post-season and urging Homer to go after Kurtis Foster – $4.5M over 3 years.   The Hamhuis Type 7 might be as much result of excitement as frustration, but it’s such an impossibility that I don’t think I’ll have to face that giant squirt. I can’t believe that dick wouldn’t sign with us, but at least it appears that Homer may have fleeced the Penguins in the process

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